Probably coming to a TV near you soon

We are heading South now and to break the journey we stayed overnight in Beaufort, not pronounced as we would but Beefort. We were flicking through the TV channels last night trying to find something to watch, when we came across Tattoo Wars.  This is a programme where competing Tattoo artists play to find the champion, each level introducing greater levels of complexity.  They do a real tattoo on a real person and then the judges comment on the artistry then one individual gets knocked out.  Yes real tattoos on real people who were getting their backs covered in some fantasy muscle man and then hearing how bad the shading on the arm is and how the colours don't blend in well.  And as we know, just like a puppy at Christmas, Tattoos are for life not just for the show.  The competitors were an interesting bunch being good exponents of their own art and covered suitably with pictures.  You read it here first.